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ROCK ‘N’ ROLL
HOROSCOPES
by Alfonse “the region’s rock ‘n’ roll guru”
AQUARIUS (Jan. 20 ~ Feb. 18)
Spring is your thing. Get outdoors and shake off the stale office air.
Too much work and no play takes your soul away.
PISCES (Feb. 19 ~ March 20)
With the warm weather comes bathing suit season and you really need to
get on the fast track friend. Self-esteem will be an issue soon, if you
don’t stick to that diet you swore to on New Year’s Eve.
ARIES (March 21 ~ April 19)
You are lucky in love Aries. Now that people are sticking their heads
out of their hibernation holes, you will soon meet your new love
interest that will keep you happy and humping through the summer.
TAURUS (April 20 ~ May 20)
Athletics and baseball in particular looks to be a big part of your
social life soon. Maybe you’ll be playing softball, or maybe you’ll just
hanging out at the field picking up players.
GEMINI (May 21 ~ June 20)
This may be your last really good summer with health, family and
friends, for for goodness sake take some time to enjoy it. Stop and
smell the roses now that they are blooming again. Regrets will be many
if you do not relish your blessings now.
CANCER (June 21 ~ July 22)
An old friend you had a falling out with many years ago will attempt to
come back into your life. Keep an open mind despite the “history”,
because some people do grow up and change. You were friends once for a
reason, you could be again.
LEO (July 23 ~ Aug 22)
Something fuzzy and warm will enter your life. Adopt a pet and discover
the best friend you every had. When you show love and kindness, you get
the same in return. Karma does not start and stop with humans. Shelters
need your help.
VIRGO (Aug 23 ~ Sept 22)
Stop procrastinating and get to it. Be it learning to play that
instrument, going back to school or sending out those new job feelers.
The time is now!
LIBRA (Sept 23 ~ Oct 22)
There is a time for standing up and a time for backing down. You will
need to do both at the right time to make your love relationship
survivor. Things are rocky, but still possible to work out.
SCORPIO (Oct 23 ~ Nov 21)
Smoke ‘em if you got ‘em! A streak of partying and wild times is in the
near future. Having fun is what you need about now, but just be sure to
make some reality checks along the way, so you don’t get too caught up
in the lifestyle and lose track of things that really matter.
SAGITTARIUS (Nov 22 ~ Dec 21)
Your creative muse will be there for you again soon. If you paint your
best work is coming. If you are a songwriter or poet, your masterpiece
is waiting to spill out. Keep your focus and you will be pleased with
the output.
CAPRICORN (Dec 22 ~ Jan 19)
Something forsaken will be lost to you soon because you of a lack of
nurturing and attention. Your one time passion will turn out to be a
mere fleeting flight of fancy. The equation –– Work + Dedication +
Sacrifice = Success –– has been lost on you. Sadly, you are not the only
one who will lose out because of it.
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STARGAZING