STARGAZING 

With: ALFONSE

 

 

ROCK ‘N’ ROLL

HOROSCOPES

by  Alfonse  “the region’s rock ‘n’ roll guru”

 

 

AQUARIUS

(Jan. 20 ~ Feb. 18)

 

Bad luck month...the car, the furnance, the fridge...you na,me it.  Costly repairs are coming your way.

 

 

PISCES  

(Feb. 19 ~ March 20)

 

Harsh words will continue to drive you and your partner apart. If you are to save your relationship, then bust a move now, or one of you will find love in another’s arms.

 

ARIES  

(March 21 ~ April 19)

 

A person you “hooked up with” for a one night stand will encounter you again and though the temptation is there –– don’t!  This time there could be repercussions.

 

TAURUS 

(April 20 ~ May 20)

 

You are still floundering financially and efforts to keep creditors off your back are not working.  Fear not...just when it gets the darkest, a ray of light will bust through for you and all will work out.

 

GEMINI  

(May 21 ~ June 20)

 

Hope you liked your sex life last month, because August is dry as a bone for you...and no...not that kind of bone.!

 

CANCER

(June 21 ~ July 22)

 

Speaking of the Dog Days of Summer!  I see a lot of Cancers dogging their mates at least once this month with some new “thrill ride” they meet while out and about.

 

LEO

(July 23 ~ Aug 22)

 

Continue to avoidgambline – be it cash or romanace.  Lady Luck continues being a real bitch to you until the Harvest Moon rises in fall.

 

VIRGO

 (Aug 23 ~ Sept 22)

 

Wrong moves are hurting you more than you know.  Think about what you are doing before you do it. Look before you leap.

 

LIBRA 

(Sept 23 ~ Oct 22)

 

So, you are still out stalking the bars for some fast action, huh?   The wrong person will cross your path sucker.  I see real trouble brewing for you lover!    

 

SCORPIO

(Oct 23 ~ Nov 21)

 

Your work world will get brighter as managment notices the good job you are doing. Don’t buy that new car yet, but advancement is looking pretty favorable..     

  

SAGITTARIUS

(Nov 22 ~ Dec 21)

 

You’ve been on a lucky streak for the last few months and non-Sagittarian friends are getting annoyed and a tad bit jealous that the dice keep rolling your way. Your good fortune will continue for a few more weeks before tapering off, so enjoy and profit while you can.  Tables are turning soon.. 

 

CAPRICORN

(Dec 22 ~ Jan 19)

 

For some time now, you have been bi-curious and wanting to experiment with same-gender sex. This month it is very likely to happen... The opportunity will arise for you to act on your fantasy come late August.  The odds are especially good if you are a female.  If you are looking for some action with the opposite sex, you will find your hand to be your best friend in August.

 

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