STARGAZING 

With: ALFONSE

ROCK ‘N’ ROLL

HOROSCOPES

by  Alfonse  “the region’s rock ‘n’ roll guru”

AQUARIUS

(Jan. 20 ~ Feb. 18)

Be careful around your co-workers this month, lest you become fodder for gossip around the water cooler.  Big plans for that “getaway” will stall out.

PISCES

(Feb. 19 ~ March 20)

You will be very argumentative in coming weeks with most everyone you encounter – politics, religion, family matters, holidays, etc. Chill out and stop demanding everyone see things YOUR way.

ARIES

(March 21 ~ April 19)

Well, you did not heed my advice last issue and your loose lips and love of gossip has got you in some hot water.  Apologies are in order and so is eating a little crow. Things will blow over soon after.

TAURUS 

(April 20 ~ May 20)

You are tired of playing the field and being face down in the pillows after just a few dates and getting nothing long lasting in relationships.  Play hard to get and keep your clothes on longer. You’ll find you’ll get more respect and maybe a lasting mate.    

GEMINI

 (May 21 ~ June 20)

Life just never slows down for you Gemini.  The holidays are here, why must you always be the belle of the ball and the one who makes things happen?  Step back and see if any of your friends and family step up to the plate.

CANCER

 (June 21 ~ July 22)

Expect a surprise visit or phone call from someone in your past who holds a special place in your heart. Don’t jump back into things though, it’s only a ship passing in the night. 

LEO

(July 23 ~ Aug 22)

A youngster is on your mind a lot lately.  You need to keep their welfare and best interests foremost in mind. Think about your actions and look past yourself.

VIRGO

(Aug 23 ~ Sept 22)

Revisiting the past is always fun, but like all visits and vacations, it must end sometime.  2006 is here, so close the door on what has gone before and open the door to what awaits you ahead.  Life begins again for you if you let it.

LIBRA 

(Sept 23 ~ Oct 22)

Taking chances suits your nature Libra, because you like adventure and mystery.  You’ve been thinking of making some changes in your life, don’t hold back. Every new journey begins with a first step.

SCORPIO

 (Oct 23 ~ Nov 21)

You luck has been changing for the best.  Roll with the good fortune and enjoy yourself.

SAGITTARIUS

(Nov 22 ~ Dec 21)

          You like to tell everyone how to live their lives, but you are not doing so well with your own. Clean up your own backyard before looking over the fence at your neighbor’s.

CAPRICORN

(Dec 22 ~ Jan 19)

For someone with so much potential, you are wasting your life away on shallow and insignificant things that ultimately will lead nowhere.  Only you can change who you are and make your dreams a reality.  But you need to see yourself for who you are and stop worrying about what others think of you. You really need to wake up and smell the coffee.   

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