STARGAZING 

With: ALFONSE

ROCK ‘N’ ROLL

HOROSCOPES

by  Alfonse  “the region’s rock ‘n’ roll guru”

AQUARIUS

(Jan. 20 ~ Feb. 18)

True to your sign, water fun will play a big role for most Aquarians this month.

PISCES

(Feb. 19 ~ March 20)

Love will not be kind to you the Fish folks in June, but affairs of the heart will mend by July.

ARIES

(March 21 ~ April 19)

Confrontations are still in your future Aries.  You will go nose to nose with someone close to you.  Don’t back down.

TAURUS 

(April 20 ~ May 20)

If you got strange booty last month as was your destiny, than you know what the scratching and burning this month must mean.    

GEMINI

(May 21 ~ June 20)

Some gifts coming to Gemini this month for their birthdays will hold surprises that will as Bush would say, “shock and awe!”

CANCER

(June 21 ~ July 22)

Cancers turning another year in June will not get such eye-popping and loin-stirring gifts. Just another pair of socks and...ummm....a thong...yeah, a thong.

LEO

July 23 ~ Aug 22)

Lucky Leos should lay down some big wagers before June 20th...You can do no wrong

VIRGO

(Aug 23 ~ Sept 22)

The arts will play a role in your life this month and mark a positive change for you. 

LIBRA 

(Sept 23 ~ Oct 22)

Scary dating awaits Libras without a steady someone. Stay home this month and avoid the freaks.  Options get better in July.    

SCORPIO

(Oct 23 ~ Nov 21)

Trouble at the workplace by mid-summer with someone who has it out for you badly.  Keep an open eye for the knife soon to be put in your back.   

SAGITTARIUS

(Nov 22 ~ Dec 21)

More smooth sailing for Sags this month. No worries...be happy and enjoy life.  

CAPRICORN

(Dec 22 ~ Jan 19)

Watch what you are doing. You could be setting yourself up for a bad situation. your rosey world will soon turn to crap on a stick if you are not careful.  Don’t be so trusting and nice.  Wolves hide in sheep’s clothing.  Get tough and survive..

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