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Rock & Roll Horoscopes

ROCK ‘N’ ROLL

HOROSCOPES

by Alfonse “the region’s rock ‘n’ roll guru”

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ROCK ‘N’ ROLL

HOROSCOPES

AQUARIUS

(Jan. 20 ~ Feb. 18)

You are a happy helper who tries to always be there with a helping hand. Beware, for someone is lurking in the near future who will play upon your good nature to hurt you.

PISCES

(Feb. 19 ~ March 20)

Your sense of humor will get you out of some hot water this month, but take heed because all of your charm and wit will not help you the next time around.

ARIES

(March 21 ~ April 19)

Loose lips baby...they still sink ships! And you are the Queen Mary about to go down for the count in a fast and furious way. Stop getting in the middle of other people’s business and spreading their business all over town. Your gossiping will get you in a really serious predicament.

TAURUS

(April 20 ~ May 20)

Go get ‘em tiger! Your Libido is working overtime lately baby and you are conquoring lovers left and right. But you will need to slow down soon... because among those still left is Mr./Ms Right.

GEMINI

(May 21 ~ June 20)

So, you are thinking about stopping to smell the roses? You are thinking about making a career and/or lifestyle change? Think things out carefully and follow your gut.

You are not happy now, but will you be happy if you make these changes or will you regret what you have given up?

Don’t jump too fast, but don’t settle for mediocrity and unhappiness either because you only life once.

CANCER

(June 21 ~ July 22)

The change in seasons marks a positive change in your life.

Summer sucked for Cancers, but like the beautiful leaves of autumn, your life will be getting more and more colorful in the weeks ahead. Look for new adventures in new places with new people.

LEO

(July 23 ~ Aug 22)

There will be a new character coming into your life – a child will soon make a major impact on you. It may be your child, a friend’s, a neighbor’s or a complete stranger. But this young person will bring good things along with them.

VIRGO

(Aug 23 ~ Sept 22)

You are still dwelling too much in the past and on what has happened.

You need to let go of those old ghosts and move ahead with your life. There is no going back, but there is going forward and finding that good things await you.

LIBRA

(Sept 23 ~ Oct 22)

Some major changes have happened in your life, or soon will happen.

While things may get a little rough and seem a bit weird for a while, in the end, the changes will turn out to be for the best. Run into the wind baby!

SCORPIO

(Oct 23 ~ Nov 21)

You are presently at the top of your game or should be Scorpio!

All the cards seem to be stacked in your deck, so play them wisely and rake in winnings on the emotional, spiritual, and financial level.

Life is ready to deal you a winning hand for once, so get into the game and off of the sidelines.

SAGITTARIUS

(Nov 22 ~ Dec 21)

The holidays are almost here and with them, things will start to turn around in your life.

Start thinking now about those New Year’s resolutions you need to make and you can top the list with being less possessive and more independent.

CAPRICORN

(Dec 22 ~ Jan 19)

Sorry to burst your bubble baby, but everything is not all about you.

Someone close to you is too proud to reach out to you, so you need to do the reaching. Be there in mind, body and soul for them.

Both physical comfort and emotional support are needed, so loosen up your “vise like” grip, open up and enjoy some penetrating oral exchanges that will serve to be eye-opening.