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Stargazing

ROCK ‘N’ ROLL

HOROSCOPES

by Alfonse “the region’s rock ‘n’ roll guru”

AQUARIUS

(Jan. 20 ~ Feb. 18)

Something to do with sports will have a very profound affect on your life within the next few weeks. More than that, I can not say...

PISCES

(Feb. 19 ~ March 20)

Love and kisses... your romantic life will finally get back on track. You have a friend who will need some advice this month on something heart-related. Lend an ear, because you can make a difference.

ARIES

(March 21 ~ April 19)

You will find yourself emotionally stranded, lost and confused, with nowhere and no one to turn to for help. You have alienated many people.

TAURUS

(April 20 ~ May 20)

Money will finally loosen up for you this month Taurus. Live up to your name and be “bullish” though. You will have enough if you spend and budget wisely.

GEMINI

(May 21 ~ June 20)

Stress related issues will take their toll on your this month. You really need to slow down and take a breath. Act now, before it is too late. You are on the edge.

CANCER

(June 21 ~ July 22)

Just plan to stay in the house and veg out Cancer. Program your TiVo, because there is nothing good happening for you in the outside world. Hibernate in September to avoid the bad situations awaiting you outside your door.

LEO

(July 23 ~ Aug 22)

I warned you not to gamble in any way last month. If you chose to ignore me and did so, you are so screwed. Leo, you are the kind of person whose day to day life lately has been a big rat race with the rats always winning.

VIRGO

(Aug 23 ~ Sept 22)

Big changes have taken place in your life in recent weeks. You are coping well now, but your real test is still coming. Meet the challenge with strength and resolve. You will endure.

LIBRA

(Sept 23 ~ Oct 22)

With the change of seasons comes either a career change and/or a change of address. This is not a stable month for Libras, so please tread carefully for a while in all your do.

SCORPIO

(Oct 23 ~ Nov 21)

The work situation for you keeps getting better and better, but remember not to neglect the home situation. Life can be just dandy if you learn to carefully balance work and fun, personal and professional.

SAGITTARIUS

(Nov 22 ~ Dec 21)

Pull the reins in Sags... Your lucky streak has run its course. Life will not start to suck...it is just that you won’t be the one finding the $10 bill blowing in the parking lot or be the one getting blown in the parking lot, while out bar hopping with your buddies. On second thought, yeah...life will suck!

CAPRICORN

(Dec 22 ~ Jan 19)

Something terrible will happen to make you take stock in yourself and those around you. This situation will reveal who your real friends are in life and who is out to use you.

Remember Joan Jett’s song, “False Friends,” and beware. The sad part is that you will help someone put the knife in your back by being too trusting and naive to what is happening around you.

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