STARGAZING

AQUARIUS

(Jan. 20 - Feb. 18)

Stressing out will not help the situation you find yourself in this month. Step back and rethink things carefully before making a decision that could have repercussions on your life and peace of mind for some time to come. Is that person really worth what you are risking?

PISCES

(Feb. 19 - March 20)

Love life is good for the “fish” folks this month. Spring marks the rebirth of life after winter’s long cold sleep. As the month progresses, you will find that the birds and bees are not the only ones busy “doing it” now that warm weather is here.

ARIES

(March 21 - April 19)

Money plays a big role in life this month. You will have to invest a little more than you had planned on that new venture. Take the plunge. Don’t be a wussy! You only live once. Walk boldly towards that brighter future you envision.

TAURUS

(April 20 - May 20)

You need to be as stubborn and strong as the bull that represents you. Do not let others “convince” you to do something you know is not in your best interest. Stick to your guns and – “Just Say NO!”

GEMINI

(May 21 - June 20)

Jumping bones will be your favorite pass time this month. Someone with the name Carmine (could be male/could be female) will likely cross your path. Go with the flow when it happens. Follow your animal instincts and do it like they do on the Discovery Channel.

CANCER

(June 21 - July 22)

Hate to say it, but this is really a pretty uneventful month for Cancers at large. Some will have dips and peaks, but most will just coast through April. Yawn!

LEO

(July 23 - Aug 22)

Roaring loudly is the Lion’s way of staking his territory. You must do the same this month. Someone close to you is eyeing your significant other with lust, because they think you are not paying attention. Roar and bite if necessary.Be wary!

VIRGO

(Aug 23 - Sept 22)

Safety is a concern for Virgos this month. Be extra careful when you go out, especially if you are traveling long distances.

LIBRA

(Sept 23 - Oct 22)

Creative sex is ahead! It might not be staking membership in the Mile High Club, but you will be doing the nasty in some risky and creative places this month. At least one of those tawdry adventures is likely to be with a person whose name you don’t know. So be sure to wrap that rascal!

SCORPIO

(Oct 23 - Nov 21)

Family matters will matter in April and even into the early part of May. Something bad will happen, but something good will come from it. Stay strong!

SAGITTARIUS

(Nov 22 - Dec 21)

Work sucks but your personal life will excel enough to balance that out. Get through the 9 to 5 grind and the nights take care of themselves.

CAPRICORN

(Dec 22 - Jan 19)

Oh la la...something exotic lays ahead for you this month. It could be a trip to a wonderful, far off place. Or it could be a chance carnal encounter with wonderful, far out guy named Alfonse. Seriously, plan to enjoy a cultural experience.

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