STARGAZING

AQUARIUS

(Jan. 20 - Feb. 18)

You’ve been good all year, so Miss Claus has a few inviting things up her skirt for you! Ya baby! What a great way to end the year and start the new one off.

PISCES

(Feb. 19 - March 20)

Just be honest. You’re not ready to commit, but you keep leading people on. Honesty is the best policy for your New Year’s resolution, freak.

ARIES

(March 21 - April 19)

Some unexpected problems make your work load even harder that usual. Don’t bitch and moan like the sissy you are. Just consider it part of life and do it.

TAURUS

(April 20 - May 20)

A fresh new perspective from a stranger brings intense feelings that you’re trying to push to the side. Don’t over look the obvious just cuz your scared.

GEMINI

(May 21 - June 20)

This New Year will give you an opportunity to step up to the plate. It might get a little sticky (hopefully) but in the end your preseverence will be rewarded.

CANCER

(June 21 - July 22)

Family problems work themself out. This new love affair will give you a run for your money, but will end up being promising. You will have a copesetic holiday. Lucky!

LEO

(July 23 - Aug 22)

You’ve been juggling two love affairs. It’s good, kind of crazy, but chosing one over the other won’t be easy. Listen to your heart, not your second head!!

VIRGO

(Aug 23 - Sept 22)

A co-worker is out to get ya. Watch your P’s and Q’s around everyone. The good news is if you do so, this person will end up looking like the ass. Karma baby!

LIBRA

(Sept 23 - Oct 22)

Congrats on a job well done last year. Take the first of the year off. Delegate responsibilites, co-workers and family would love to take the wheel for awhile.

SCORPIO

(Oct 23 - Nov 21)

You’ve been trying to impress a new love interest. Stop, that’s the problem. Once you stop giving a crap, they’ll be stuck on you like flies on shit. Make them beg baby.

SAGITTARIUS

(Nov 22 - Dec 21)

You concentrate too much on advancing your musical that is no longer fun. Refocus is the word for the New Year. It is a win/win situation.

CAPRICORN

(Dec 22 - Jan 19)

Your thrive on chaos. Selfish people who did selfish things should get coal for Christmas and as dull as you are, that’s how your year will be, so nah!!!

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