STARGAZING

AQUARIUS

(Jan. 20 - Feb. 18)

You just can’t go wrong this month. All the hotties are horny for you and only you. Cash flow is screaming “Hello!” A possible new job is on the horizon. Stay focused and eat a peach, it gives you stamina and believe me you’ll need it.

PISCES

(Feb. 19 - March 20)

Watch out. Don’t go to excess this month. Things could get out of hand. Two very quick decisions will have to be made. Be careful, follow your intuition. You think long, you think wrong.

ARIES

(March 21 - April 19)

Never say never. This could be a great month for you if you would only loosen up. Be a little more open minded in order to broaden your horizons. Get a little crazy, get drunk, meet some hotties. Yeah baby, it feels so good to be sooooo bad!

TAURUS

(April 20 - May 20)

Out with the old and in with the new. Change that seems bad is really for the best. Put yourself out there, be open for the possibility of Mr. or Miss Right. Remember...it’s only called “strange” the first time.

GEMINI

(May 21 - June 20)

Relax psycho, nobody died and left you in charge of the world. Money will come in abundance, be patient, but your love life still sucks! What else is new.

CANCER

(June 21 - July 22)

This is a confusing month. Change is all around you. My advice is go with the flow. Now is not the time to rock the boat. You’ll get readjusted. It will just take a little while. A big sarcastic mouth and a new environment of people, it’s like vinegar and water, not a good mix.

LEO

(July 23 - Aug 22)

Over the next few weeks you will be bombarded by a few mental case babes. Don’t run away, simply let them know they are working your last nerve and you need breathing room. No harm, no foul baby.

VIRGO

(Aug 23 - Sept 22)

Your hard work pays off, more cash, and some easy and sleazy honeys are headed your way (cash makes the cootchie go “woo woo!”). That’s only the beginning to the new exciting venture you are embarking on. Get a little wild and crazy you deserve it.

LIBRA

(Sept 23 - Oct 22)

She’s a super freak! Hold on cuz you’re going on a wild ride. You might question yourself as to if this wacky relationship is worth all tthe trouble? Is this person crazy? The answer is YES and YES. You need some chaos and disorder your mundane life.

SCORPIO

(Oct 23 - Nov 21)

You better think before you speak. A foul mouth and quick temper could turn out to be more trouble than you anticipated. Slow your roll! Don’t let your ego get in the way of what could be something great.

SAGITTARIUS

(Nov 22 - Dec 21)

Wake up!! The world does not revolve around you, but yet you act as if it does. You do more for the ones that don’t matter and shut out the ones that do the most for you. You’re a real head case who needs to do some serious self-evaluating.

CAPRICORN

(Dec 22 - Jan 19)

You must not have a single “good” brain cell left. If you did, you wouldn’t do the selfish crap you do. Remember your loss is always someone else’s gain.

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